I’m pooping right now and my dogs are waiting in bed for me to cuddle them. I hope I’ve added sufficiently asinine information to this conversation.

How am I supposed to enjoy Disney while knowing that someone isn’t sobbing behind Goofy’s smile?

What’s the conversion rate on Venezuelans to Austrian Archdukes?

“Gimme dat”

Yes, the dots is freedom. We shot, dropped, and riddled those countries with freedom. We gave them so much freedom that we’re starting to run out of freedom here.

Once someone finds resources of value here, they’ll probably come pepper us with a boost of freedom.

Fart on the meal

That zombie makeup is insane!

You don’t source them, you host them

Beep boop. That’s poop.

- My futuristic robotoilet reluctantly watching me shit in its mouth

The “Free” in “Free Market” apparently stands for “Free falling”

Pissbaby who could literally watch anything else throws public tantrum

No wonder my coffee tastes funny! I’ve been putting milk in it instead of filling it up with pandering! Thank God Kraft is here to remind us that they’re just like us poors. Although, if they really wanted to relate to their customers, they should rebrand as “Maxwell Lost my job Because I Couldn’t Afford to Replace a Flat Tire and now I Can’t Afford Rent”

Are you watching me right now?

FINALLY! I recently started understanding more about stocks and investing, and what Memecoins are going to bring to the table is the removal of things making sense.

Fossil fuels are from shit the dinos ate, like plants and other dumb crap. The belief that coal-rollers are cool enough to burn liquid dinosaurs is easily the single biggest lie of the oil industry.

Closely followed by -gestures wildly-

Yargh, matey. I do be watching whatever the fuck I want.

Y’all see the latest Captain America movie? The one where the whole moral was “maybe we can still appeal to their better nature?”

Is he just trying to see how much chaos and hate he can sow?

I’ve heard stories dating to the 1930s-40s from my Polish family about being walked in lines described similarly to this

Fuck shit stack