I loved firmware modding on pre-smart phones! My first eBay purchase ever (with the help of my parents) was a USB cable for the ridiculously large port on my flip phone. I blew my friends’ minds with my custom text on the front panel

Yeah and it was before I learned who owned the newspapers

Raw Story and The Daily Beast are garbage sites that make the left look stupid

I remember briefly thinking Times New Roman looked serious and professional. Around the time of my first book report

You think the worst part about the video is that chatgpt said “it’s true”?

I commented because I assumed the article had been updated since you posted it but…isn’t this community for real news that looks like satire? Doesn’t the factual value kinda really matter?

The story has been updated with information from people who know what they’re talking about (as opposed to the idiot sheriff who made that claim)

I received a Tikom vacuum as a gift and was so sad to see I couldn’t installed Valetudo.

On the plus side, it works with no connection and so it’s only slightly less covenient to just…press the button on the vacuum itself when I take my dog for a walk. Gotta dump the tray from last time anyway

This headline reads like news, not the onion

Nothing worse than getting in an elevator full of dolled-up saleswomen. I no longer hide it, I’ll plug my nose or pull the top of my shirt up over it

Sure. But it’s not like the technology they developed is useless outside of an autonomous city, I’m sure they went into it knowing it would never be implemented for real.

Years ago, Microsoft was doing some R&D on autonomous vehicles in a mock city built for it. Instead of each vehicle doing all of the processing, the fake city was built with wireless markers to GIVE the car the information. Like instead of having to “see” a stop sign, the stop sign told cars it was there.

It would be complicated and expensive to implement on a mass scale but I thought it was a really cool idea.

There’s no wheel to take on a plane

I hate the guy but was what he said here really that bad? He didn’t imply he regularly yells at her, just that she couldn’t say he never raised his voice. But hey, close enough, right? Run the story!

The Daily Beast loves to make mountains out of molehills. Gotta be the worst popular outlet on the left

Haven’t heard about dry ice amputations since that furry (on 4chan? Can’t remember) froze his hands so he could have “paws”

Because, as I’m sure you all know, wolves have stumps at the end of their legs. The claws come straight out from there, no more joints or digits. He’s JUST like a wolf now.

This excerpt does NOT do it justice. The whole exchange about Arby’s is insane.

The Lindsey Graham thing is immediately after - there was no prompting it. She brings it up out of nowhere.

Truly unhinged

I assumed they meant “stop giving Amazon money” because “stop using the internet entirely” is a such a ridiculous suggestion

I don’t use AWS! Are all the data centers gone yet?

Have you noticed how we aren’t getting articles about chatgpt providing the steps to build a bomb anymore? The point is that these companies are completely capable of doing something about it

You can’t expect to have a successful education program when every article, book, or anything else that you’ve read or studied, you’re supposed to pay for.