This seems not conducive to the common wellbeing of humanity I think.

What logically follows is that I need to be as weird and eccentric as possible in order to counteract the memetic contagion of a lovecraftian averaging machine. I bet I could make a cult out of this!

Clamping down on the affirmation bias right? Right??

I am of the firm opinion that if a machine is “speaking” to me then it must sound a cartoon robot. No exceptions!

N- no! I don’t have legs! I’m not some leg-having freak! My pants just hide my stilts, not legs haha. That’d be ridiculous!

I can’t let them know that I have legs I can’t let them know that I have legs Ican’tletthemknowIhavelegs

I can kind of see this right now. I’m in a first year course and almost everyone has a laptop in front of them. I’m in a fourth year course and most people use paper notes. It could be survivorship or a result of differences in the desks, or it could be generational.

I have made two plushies this way and I feel an extra connection to them. I look at them and think “aww cute” but also “I did that!”

https://edunham.net/2016/04/11/plushie_rustacean_pattern.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9bjNCo3dk4

Yeah I think it’s going to make me go insane

Sometimes I wish that I was into sports, it seems very fun! I feel like I would need to know people irl who are into sports in order to get into sports though. Are sports memes a big thing? I feel like those should/could be a big thing.

Kids already have experience playing hopscotch, so we can just have them jump between the rooves of moving cars in order to cross the street! It will be so much more efficient, and they can pretend that they are action heroes. The ones who survive will make for great athletes too.

Diagnosis: cat

Confidence: 80%