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Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?


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Twitch is a demented world I’m glad I was never a part of.


I’m sorry, what in the goddamn fuck‽
(Those photos look fake as hell, but the story might be true)


Yeah, The Guardian is on thin ice with me thanks to this. Another article like this, and I’ll be reading The National instead.


Correct. This has been the case since the 1800s.


I know it’s a joke site. The Daily Mash published this story as a joke only a day before Trump got pissed off about this in real life.


Okay, now it’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. With hints of Minority Report, Fahrenheit 451, Brazil, and our old friend Idiocracy, of course.


Take your pick:
Note: These are directed at PinkNews, rather than OP. The point I’m trying to make is that, at least in my opinion, it’s ridiculous to report on everything this vaguely humanoid turd says and does when it’s as inconsequential as this. “Elon Does Nazi Salute” is newsworthy; “Elon Cancels Netflix Subscription” is not.
And now, on with the memes…









Same vibes:


Sadly not. The Taliban are one of the worst groups to ever exist; but I am, in this case, talking about Reform.


I don’t understand how an organisation can be so comically evil and still be polling higher than anyone else.


Hooray, I’m fashionable.


Oh, fuck. I really went onion-free with this one.
https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/IRS_Burger