Unironically

I was so blind sided by the fact that the tech isn’t for consumers that I forgot to mention the r/w speeds

I’ll have a crystal collection that’s actually useful

I wonder what the read write speed is. Imagine storing your entire movie collection in a crystal the size of a coaster.

Might not be for home consumers anytime soon, article says: “In the next 18 months, the company hopes to have a field-deployable read device that customers can use to read archived data. But SPhotonix isn’t presently targeting the consumer market. Kazansky estimates that the initial cost of the read device will be about $6,000 and the initial cost of the write device will be about $30,000.”

Then goes on to mention they need about 3-4 years of R&D so they can be ready to license the tech

Screencheaters on steam. It’s 4 player split screen but you’re supposed to watch other players screen while playing because you’re invisible or something like tha

Ayo can I get a translation for us planetside? I no sasa

Me playing factorio

Intermission

In the omniverse everything is canon

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It’s scary, they gave him an out to stop being such a war monger and he took offense and said “fuck you im the warriest monger”

Fire me

But if I say billionaires should pay more taxes or be euthanized I’m put on a list

If they just get desk demotions they’re American now.

Pikachu is dead and Mickey ain’t doing shit. Disney donates to the govt that’s working in OpenAIs favor

I’d like to opt out my dna id is gtacattacaggaga and my bank account is 314159

Every picture of him looks like he’s focusing really hard on keeping the dookie in his diaper

The world has a chance to do something really funny to 1600 Pennsylvania ave

Article title should be “Nintendo allows ICE to use Pokemon in its propaganda”

I kept trying to remember this damn meme when someone asked what they should name their new gamer tag and I couldn’t get it for the life of me thank you sooooooooo much