I’m in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.

I’ve always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.

I believe in inhalation.

DMT is once again shown to be the best substance of choice.

They’re paid in how many teeth they can pull out with rusty pliers. Compensation isn’t always in hard cash, you know.

Some chance is better than none. If a dude was pointing a gun at me, fully intending to blow my head off, I’d fight him with my bare fists if I had to.

Oh, and adrenaline is a powerful thing. Eye and throat are excellent targets in a fight to the death, and any weapon you can get your hands on is allowed.

My proposal is “legal cause to slit the dad’s throat in self-defense”.

MAGA God needs blood to feel satisfied.

God has no tolerance for traitors. You see, God discovered that they supported the Devil in secret, so he sent a flood to kill them. It’s a message to help the surviving Texans remember their true allegiance.

God came to me in a vision today. He told me that you - yes, you! - are the Holy Prophet!

46 is a bit nippy. Might need a jacket.

Ah yes. So after that bottle episode called “A Visit to Iran”, it looks like the people making the show want to pick up the Canada War plot thread again. I’m guessing the dumbass protagonist threatens Canada a bit, before giving up and claiming victory. These showmakers are running out of ideas.

Canada geese are my favorite bird. I see them by the lake all the time. They are perfectly well-behaved, until you deliberately try to piss them off.

Most definitely. I want every country on Earth to have their own nuclear weapons. It’s the ultimate deterrent.

Blood for the Blood God?

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What’s one more, right?

India and Pakistan aren’t known for having white people. Trump would have little interest in making them states.

If you’ve heard of the Kargil War, you’ll know that this won’t be much threat to third parties.

So pessimistic. India and Pakistan are going to launch a couple bombs at each other and that’ll be it. All will be well.

Remember: I am guaranteed to be correct on India and Pakistan not escalating to nukes in the event anyone can suitably verify my prediction to be true or false.

You worry to much. I assure you cooler heads will prevail.