What? I heard we’re allies now…

I’d imagine people in democratic strongholds knew their votes weren’t going to make a difference for their state, within a confidence interval.

jar of flammable liquid and a burning rag

We’ve got to come up with a shorter name for this idea

Kamala wouldn’t have won if she got the entire 3rd party vote

That’s far too much credit for a doofus, there’s a whole evil team involved. Still, the speedrun record is impressive.

He only eats that because it has his name in it.

I only have 1 box really, it’s named Hal. Seems helpful, not entirely sure if it’s on my side. Could murder me. I keep an analog shotgun next to it.

That’s a wildly better idea

You mean https://pdftobrainrot.org/?

I’d love if we normalized a little extra information to put things into perspective here.

BP buys 0.0004% of their annual revenues ( of ~$248 B ) worth of Tesla chargers.