Can we just all riot now? I just need a riot buddy?

Me!

ChatGPT, I need help whipping up some open source VideoDSP shader cores. Make sure the output includes a definition (and give me professional quality code)

Don’t give giraffe pussy a bad name, bro.

You say that until Grok-enabled Tesla bots are walking around, one glitch away from inventing the 51st shade of gray in public.

“Hey, Moose team! Did you see in Scientific American that there was a photo of a moth drinking the tears of a moose! Think about it, because that’s what we’re…oh, they’re gone.”

I swear some people really must not know you can toggle between normal headlights and high beams.

It means you should definitely try! And make a documentary.

We can call it the NHL. Perfect!

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can’t leave a note?

It’s even better? The waffles don’t just vanish down the drain for once!

You’re missing out.

I can’t wait until Pope Leo is passing out blessed psychedelics at Burning Man.

My exact thought. “Bruh is that a giant glOWING POPE WHATTHEFUUUUUUUUCK…”

Yup. His quote gives him away.

Tell me more? A nugget of chicken, you say…?

The scene is only sad if you make it sad.

If they wanted a mini human brain, they could have literally just asked nicely.

Good luck running your steam engine without it!

Also:

tidal

Pretty sure there aren’t moon-powered trains, bro, but nice try.

They literally use that shit to power steam engines! Now imagine what it does to your insides. Nasty, nasty stuff.