Jingle writers are professional ear worm avoiders. They know that to end an earworm, you need to listen to an even more catchy tune.

And for his hobby he goes by Bobby

And belief*

These are not vinaigrettes, these are just various salad dressings. Vinaigrette has only vinegar, mustard, oil, and if wanted salt. You can substitute mustard with egg yolk.

This post reminds of Slashdot. Good times.