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Hell ya

It is not often that I legitimately believe im reading an onion headline only to find it is explicitly not the onion. Oof.

I would put on any Tenchi Muyo title that is not named Tenchi Universe. No force in the verse could shut my yapper after that. Ugh.

Fiction and reality have always had murky borders. Not that you’re wrong tho

*To nobodies surprise

That is literally the name of the subreddit dedicated to dunking on them. Or at least was. Wouldn’t be surprised if they nuked it by now, way things are over there

I hope you washed your hands after typing that. Yuck!

Lots of this going around lately. Real shame

Iheart has recently changed their universal sting to assure audiences of exactly this. Not saying you should give them money, but it is something that’s already starting to trend

And salad is just solid soup

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Living your best life, I see

One 2/2 ain’t much, but a thousand of them? Thats either an aetherize or a gg

This should not have surprised me after all these years, but it did. The internet was a mistake

Don’t speak that evil into being

You put it much more politely than I was about to.

I am slain. You have slaint me.

It’s just Naruto lore but with the Japanese flairs swapped for Americana. I did very little work outside of swapping some words around just tbf lol. And I’ve heard of these titles but have never looked into them. Thinking I may change that if this is the sort of flavor they’re offering tho

As someone who really enjoyed Naruto as a child; gotcha fam.

Hammy McBurgers is a young bounty-hunter-to-be training in the capital city of his homeland; Hidden Pine Valley. His parents died long ago while protecting their city from one of the nine fierce wild west spirits; the great and terrible Thunder Bird. This spirit was trapped and now resides within the boy, as this was the only way that total catastrophe could be averted. While not a great student all around, Hammy’s connection to Thunder Bird lends itself to a certain devastating “rain of bullets” type technique that splinters his ammunition like lightning branching through the skies. This innate edge along with his hard-headed affect and unstoppable will to survive will carry him a long way through the troubles of his changing world.

There are other great spirits residing in 8 other people including the Jackalope, a cunning and world-wise spirit, the Sasquatch, an unstoppable engine of raw physical strength, the Oofoh, a strange conglomerate of small grey-green blokes with magical knowledge unrivaled, and the Chupa, a deviously wicked and constantly starving entity who keeps its host perpetually exhausted and in a state of agitated desperation.

Among Hammy’s classmates, the two he gets to know best early on are Blossom, his one-sided crush who is a dedicated worker with a bit of a sweet-and-sour disposition, and Davey C, who is exactly as snobby, lame and one-dimensional as Sasuke. Him and Hammy end up holding hands at the very end and it’s kind of what the whole plot revolves around in a really, very long-winded way.

A mysterious organization of elite and horrifyingly powerful outlaws known only as El Amanecer (that’s supposed to be the “the dawn” but my Spanish is far from perfect, so I could be mistaken) seem to be quietly collecting and manipulating the nine great spirits, and nobody is certain why. Our young hero trains in the arts of brawling, marksmanship, and magic alike, but will his training be enough when Thunder Bird’s name is next on their list?

Edit: one more of the spirits is a giant blue cow who accompanies a 7ft tall 14 yo who wields only his dining table-sized axe in battle. The boys name is Paul.

Can’t forget the book he wrote that explains exactly how he would have killed his wife called (and I can not state hard enough that this is not in any way a joke) “If I did it”.

We live in a society :|