Still need a Microsoft account, but that gives many people one more year of breathing space. And who knows, maybe in this year the ridiculous hardware requirements for 11 might fall as well?

I still can’t believe millions of functioning hardware will be destroyed for this shit.

And no, the average computer user won’t switch to Linux, no. Sadly, but it is what it is.

He’s falling out of a window soon enough.

Bavaria. Of course. The “Wind turbines destroy the beautiful looks of nature” land.

Easy. Just invade Canada \s

Time to do more nothing!

• 90mpercentvof Europe’s politicians

In the 80s there was a plan to roll out fiber optic throughout the country. But media mogul Leo Kirch lobbied for normal cable connections because he wanted his cable network TV to take off. Chancellor Helmut Kohl, his buddy, of course did what he was asked to.

So that today we could have fiber nationwide, but thanks to lobbying we don’t. Thanks to Helmut Kohl and Leo Kirch.