Looks like a war on Xmas right there

We should help them look for the old font. Release the Epstein files so we can proofread it for you.

No, they’re actually silver. The fact that they didn’t have the finest 1k gold coating was the only thing about all this that surprised me.

I prefer The Guardian’s sedate, kind headline about the meeting: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/18/donald-trump-mohammed-bin-salman

I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

I dunno, look how mad they got at the penised protest. A bunch of people showing up in inflatable arm suits will really drive them over the edge.

I mean, they might as well work around the clock since they don’t have beds to sleep in.

If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone

There is a lot of punching up he can do: morality, intelligence, compassion, basic human decency. When you’re at the very bottom of something, there’s nowhere else to punch but up.

THEY CAN’T CALL IT THAT UNLESS IT’S TRUE!

“After all, just look at what AI did for me in this photo!”

Do jump scares count as surprises? If so, then frequently.

I think a little more like Yankees/Red Sox in baseball. Two things that basically seem the same to outsiders but which have their own devoted/crazy followings.

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”