God this would be hell in an open office plan. It would drive me insane with just 1 of those but I imagine this company dreams of selling to as many “tech workers” as possible.

I hate headlines like this. There are like 3 million people living in Silicon Valley. How many of these billionaire investors want this to be a reality? 10?

It could have been a series of accidents. Maybe he tripped and fell? And then was trying to call for help… and then uhh…