Those kids are born and In no danger of seeing porn on the Internet, they are safe. /s

I call it the Ass Pounder 4000, and it works like this. Imagine you’re riding up a steep hill, and you’ve already been working super hard, and you’re sweating and you’re tired. What do you do when you’re tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down it pushes you right back up into your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest.

Germany and Austria said they would boycott if Israel was banned.

Edit to add:

Chancellor Friedrich Merz says that if Israel is excluded from Eurovision 2026, Germany will not take part.

https://www.euronews.com/culture/2025/10/06/german-chancellor-friedrich-merz-threatens-to-boycott-eurovision-song-contest-if-israel-is

Unable to find the article that said Austria would boycott.

If the cat is a strictly indoor cat and is bringing you dead mice and birds, you may have a problem with mice and birds in your house.

This is in my old stomping grounds.

But far from the dumbest thing OP has said.

I think car manufacturers that put closed systems in vehicles and then abandon them should be required to either open source the system or push a final update that adds Android auto/apple car play (or whatever they are called)

I would have paid for that as well. I would pay for that for my truck’s infotainment center as well.

I got 11 years out of mine. I had been wanting to upgrade it because it did not accept sensors.

Does it suck that it was still functional? Yup.

I was agreeing with you and offering a non-alcoholic analog, but you do you bro.

Martinelli’s was good enough for me when I was 8, and it is good enough for me at 48.

Explanation: this is a carbonated apple juice, growing up this was provided at many parties for kids as an alternative to champagne. We keep a bottle in our house for celebrations still.

Dude, seriously, you need to talk with someone, like a mental health professional. Your obsession with virginity is very concerning. If you are not already an incel, I think you are very close to becoming one.

I’m pretty sure the cast and crew get 0% of popcorn sales on their movie.

Former movie crew, can confirm, I never got my movie theater popcorn check.

It was posted here 8 days ago. https://slrpnk.net/post/28207788

Hey! Tapioca pudding is amazing and should not be wasted on boomers.

It looks like Kevin Coyne, DuPage County GOP Chairman may be the source of this.

CHICAGO (WKRC) - A GOP chairman was slammed as a “dork *** loser” after he criticized a gruesome political stunt that occurred at “Riot Fest” in Chicago.

DuPage County, Illinois GOP Chairman Kevin Coyne went viral on Monday after criticizing a gruesome political stunt at “Riot Fest” in a now-deleted post to X.

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Screenshots of the now-deleted post appear to show that Coyne, who was in attendance at Riot Fest, wrote the following in reaction to GWAR’s stunt:

“Riot Fest, it’s always so … Interesting. Could’ve done without all the politics from the stage but it was fun nonetheless. Apparently we can’t even go to concerts now without the political divide being tossed in our faces. We’ll still go back but it was obnoxious.”

strict AI regulation will summon the Antichrist

That is a chance I am willing to take.

Not sure libs of TikTok would be doing a promotion for GWAR. Maybe others started it and they picked it up.