otter

He already has.

Fuck. Off.

More like limp/flaccid right. 🤷🏼‍♂️

False. Stop regurging the bullshit.

Tepid, flaccid, repugnant, pernicious, noxious, prolapsed meatstick… All ways to describe Musk. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The signal to noise ratio on that network has gotta be insane.

PiHole. 🤘🏼

Easy. Just swap his voice out for Kevin Hart’s.

record scratch

Soon, they’ll be old enough to vote… As if that’s gonna be a thing by then.

Gettim.

So… Boolivia?

Who’s the potato and who strapped those toddler’s swim goggles around its top-meat knob?

I wanna poking fun at the breeze picking up at just the right moment to hint at what’s really going on in this shot: Trump’s back and broker than ever under a mountain of Putini pressure, but that sassy cowboy in an OG bigot dress (the KKK’re so jealous) just can’t quit him.

Outlook Not So Good…

Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼

Jesus fucking Christ on a tostada. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Now even Qatari tyrants’re wearing cowboy hats? WTF is this timeline?!🤷🏼‍♂️

Your chosen metaphor for a good fart is a food one? Uh… That’s nasty. 😅🥹

These two points, though tangentially related, are not intrinsically linked. Combining them in a headline is shit “journalism”. 🤌🏼

“won’t let us forget”

… Thafuq is this bullshit wording? Grow a spine or STFU, drama pet.