I don’t even need a timer for the microwave oven. I just rig that shit up where when you close the door, it cooks, and when you open it, well it stops cooking.

Don’t ask why, had to temporarily fix things for my mom. At least we didn’t have kids around the place…

Edit: AI can suck my nugz…

I’m not much for the idea of gene editing, but hey it would be pretty neat and beneficial if they could manage to fix our broken genetics so humans can generate their own vitamin C…

I have learned more than I expected today, thank you for sharing!

I removed the fish from my bladder, obviously, he’s typing these comments.

Sooo… Hurricane Katrina was both a warm weather blizzard and avalanche. Gotcha 👍

Only if the water comes from the sky.

If the water mostly comes in from the shores, it’s more like a warm weather avalanche.

Honestly it is a bit busy, like feature creep.

The lower stock and left bow are unfortunately now broken, but I want to do my best to restore it eventually.

I’ve already collected feathers and a new rifle scope, I just need an antique Volkswagen leaf spring…

Yeah you think this is a witch stew, but it isn’t. These are the parts I need to properly fix my dad’s invention.

Oh good, apparently my late father’s Folding Crossbow isn’t a restricted patent…

https://patents.google.com/patent/US4926834A/en

I still posess the prototype, albeit a bit damaged now.

Yes

They used to Tweet.

Now they sXhit.

Interesting, today I learned a thing 👍

Look just a little further into the comments, I dug up a couple relevant links.

Apparently beer is also on the skeeter menu… ☹️

https://www.self.com/story/does-food-affect-mosquito-bites

Well hell, beer is on that mosquito menu too… ☹️

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Bananas-Last-Longer

Or, ya know, you can just wrap some cellophane around the bunch of stems, and wrap that with a rubber band for extra measure.

Anyways, side note, if you eat a banana (mmm tasty), well mosquitoes will be more attracted to you…

Brushing before going to the dentist is like shitting and wiping before going to the proctologist. 💩

Wealthy people of color should help minorities struggling people but they choose not to.

FTFY

Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a Taco Bell… 😂

Meh, I was playing with magnets in kindergarten. Supervised of course though, both at home and in school, but even if I wasn’t supervised, I never felt the urge to eat them (or eat Lego or other random non-edible stuff for that matter).

Magnets are a strange wonder that tends to perk our natural human curiosity. While I totally agree that kids shouldn’t handle magnets unsupervised, still the kid was 13?! I’ll never understand it, but there is the condition called Pica, basically the urge to eat random non-food items…

I have no idea really, but bigger questions come to mind, like does the kid already have a history of eating stupid things, why did they eat so many, how did the kid order them from Temu, did the parent(s) approve the order, how did they get into New Zealand where they’re apparently banned…?

🤷

At least the kid is still alive. 👍

Ah, yeah I get what you mean by toys, yeah they can definitely be fun to play with, responsibly though!

The kid is lucky to be alive, but they just had to learn an obvious lesson the hard way huh? 🤦

The 5mm x 2mm magnets had attached and aligned in 4 distinct rows, in different areas of the intestines, and the rows had attached to each other between the different areas of the intestines, causing some intestinal necrosis which had to be removed as well.

I’m pretty sure they weren’t magnets within toys, but rather just the plain magnets by themselves. Neodymium magnets no less, the powerful modern ones.

Kinda helps to read the article yo, but yeah the kid did a real dumdum there, almost like they were looking for the most excruciating Darwin Award.