When a person has a systemic privilege, sometimes equality feels like oppression to them.

How have you never been stung by a bee? I’m genuinely asking.

I’ve been stung like a dozen times.

You would think, with all his money and outdoor polo playing, that he would KNOW that he has a severe bee allergy and carry an epi-pen.

The fuck did Laos do?

This guy is a monster.

We live in the stupidest timeline. What’s next?

Trumpifornia? Yomerica National Park? New Trumpsico? The American Ocean?

So, no school mascots?

I mean, at LEAST throw a handful of pocket salt on their yard each time that you walk by.

Maybe find out their names and give generic complaints to their employers.

They were the right color of skin.

Regime, not admin.

Art is performative.

Trade War 2: Import Bugaloo

It would be nice to hear fireworks going off in the neighborhood.

I’m pretty sure that the trump regime spun two gameshow wheels: one to pick a country and another to pick a tariff percentage.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

Don’t sign a deal with the US at all.

The US cannot be trusted.

The wealthy can always try to own more.

Each time this happens, it’s another transfer of wealth from the bottom to the top.

The top takes more, and the bottom has to fight amongst themselves for a smaller and smaller piece of the pie.