Yes! What’s your favorite tool? Why didn’t the tour start here, your shed is amazing!

Can we get Ron Howard to deliver the last line?

Indeed. In a world run by pedophile nepotists, ALL trophies are participation trophies.

People are bagging on your comment because it could seem really smug out of context, but …

I have lately finally learned the lesson that when I feel the urge to give advice, it is my brains fucked up way of telling me what I need to be doing too.

This new realization means I now leave many more things unsaid, and it seems to be working as a better social strategy.

A web TV would suffice for this, given the current state of what remains of the ‘Web’.

Get the fuck drunk enough and it will suck itself.

Fun fact: you do not need permission to re-word your own texts if you realize upon re-reading it that one sounds like a snarky bitch.

The People v Larry Flynt sets a precedent for smut peddlers taking a necessary moral stance, I guess

Yes please! I volunteer to be Whitey if it’s a perfoart piece.

She is a unitary executive

Except that they will use Lindsey as a scapegoat in an attempt to make it ok to say fake mean shit about gay people.

Kim Davis is asking the Supremes to reverse the decision that enabled gay marriage nationwide.

These idiots all talk to each other, and they are acting in coordination.