I’m pretty sure that every single person around him knows full well how cooked his brain is (and has been for at least a decade). They have to wait until Jan 21, 2027 to dump him, though. If he’s replaced more than halfway through his term, Vance is still eligible to run twice more; before that and it’s only once.

Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two, but fair elections aren’t part of the plan. Then they don’t have to worry about subverting the two-term limit until the 2036 cycle.

Yes, but I haven’t seen him since he killed two people, partially because he’s been in prison for the last ~28 years.

I was struggling until trump assured me I didn’t actually need so many pencils, now things are great!!1!

Comic Sans, Papyrus, and Brush Script. Better known as the Axis of Evil.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I’ll admit, I only made it through part B. This is where you think that because you are the only one to have this thought, it must be a simulation. It doesn’t actually mean that, but that’s irrelevant anyway because you aren’t: The Anthropic Principle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic_principle) is a well-known part of cosmology and philosophy.

Living at only one point in time doesn’t have any greater meaning. Flip this the other way: imagine you have a minimal amount of hand-eye coordination, and you can hit a dart board, but not enough to hit a specific number. So you throw a dart and hit a 3. The chances of that are 1/20, and the chances you hit the very specific spot on that 3 is astronomically smaller. That doesn’t mean it’s special, it’s just where you hit.

Your observations and experiences aren’t meaningful because they’re planned, they’re meaningful because they’re yours, and you couldn’t have them at any other time.

My wife will scrub the dishes, then put them in the dishwasher, and not start it because it’s not completely full.

They’re already so clean, the next person in the kitchen has a very difficult time telling if it has been run or not. JUST too dirty to eat from again, but also too clean to see at a glance. So annoying. I even got one of those clean/dirty magnets so we can signal to everyone, but then people forget to switch it.

“A judge shall not engage in any partisan political activity,” Nachtman read.

Science is non-partisan. Claiming otherwise says more about the science deniers than the folks with a snarky decoration in the yard.

And if childhood cartoons determined our actions, whole generations of kids would have wiped out the roadrunner population by dropping anvils on them (or attempting to, anyway).

We are committed to protecting Richmond’s waterways

Wouldn’t want all that street runoff - full of dirt, oil, animal droppings, and who knows what else - to be contaminated by a little caffeine.

They take on a number of characteristics of the host species where they gestate. Probably depends heavily on that?

Definitely acidic, though.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is strictly catch and release.

While they’re at it, let’s include image stabilization. Shaky cam was the worst film fad of the era.

He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.

Early contender for the 2026 Ig Nobel prize.

I graduated in 2001 in a tech-adjacent field, and my first job was as a security guard making barely over minimum wage. Things get bad. Things get better.

CK is just another dead soldier in his culture war, and as he’s said, he only likes soldiers who don’t get caught (and killed).

Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).

where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was

‘Bad’ and ‘negative’ are synonyms here.