Putin aproves this message.

The person may be mentally unwell and/or under the effect of drugs.

red flag if you listen to Greta right now and go “I don’t like her anymore”

we’re gonna need a bigger boat

What pressure? Wasn’t the whole thing pretty much planned for years?

“Watch this, now we waste yet a little more time with me going to Moscow…”

Ukraine is getting a screw job from these two mobsters.

phase 3749 of just killing Palestinians

I wonder what they’ll call 3750

For everything that Musk touches there has to be some alternative.

Trump: “Hands off, Marco! This is my riviera.”

EU has to come to terms with China if they’re serious about climate change. An area where the US is currently just shitting the bed.

when you’re against genocide but decide to be passive-aggressive about it

If you want EVs to be a thing, China has won the round on this one.

China: have you tried not bombing them?

Is this guy even real or just a front for russian intelligence?

Trump: something something riviera

Greta: I’m on a boat with a frog hat

Trump: not like that

Ah yes, the Israelian playbook.

That is when the role of the US really comes in. Putin eyes the nuclear button and Americans have to go “sit down, you’re not doing anything”. But Trump will go “let’s talk”.

For Putin, it’s a matter of political survival.

So… does at least Africa get to take a break from the tsetse fly?

thinkofdachildra strikes again

To be fair, he should say the exact same things in an American concert and I hope he will.