Ooh, we’re speaking in code so nobody knows who I am ooOOOooo~~~

Anyway, here’s my first initial, my address and my job history.

Lol why tf people downvoting that? Sorry I learned a new fucking thing jfc.

Never heard that acronym before…

Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

Battery is $15, not phone.

If that doesn’t work it’s probably the battery, which is also about $15

This Festering Foot Fungus Smells Like Madrid

This headline reads like a very surreal self help book title.

Buy a company which already has a vast historical user base and a well known brand for fuckall because it’s dieing, then make it good again and sell it off for more than fuckall.

He’s not a scandal magnet, he’s a pedophile. He didn’t “give up” his titles and he’s not the victim in his story.

It’s not their fault they’re taught that they are the centre of the whole world.

Big rally. Wonder how they organised so many people.

Please tell us who is to blame for that source of public news media

In the same instance, they have also blasted the Olympic committee for not delivering trump a gold medal for the 200m sprint, for which he is equally qualified and entitled.

He’s like Scooby Doo who would do anything for a Scooby Snack, or Kel who would do anything for orange soda.

Except Trump won’t do anything. Like he literally won’t do anything. He’ll just say he did something amazing and then shit his diaper and retreat back into his mansion.

Oh, didn’t realize this. Had a rolling sub which I never bothered to cancel as I very occasionally watch with mates, but have now cancelled it.

What you mean after spending $$$ on covering up the crowd booing the shit out of them for the last decade plus?

Even Graham Norton thought it was taking the piss this year. “I don’t know what you’re all hearing at home, but this is a very energetic reception”

Wilson!!

The grenadier guards were there to make sure he didn’t grope any kids on the way