This has to be the onion, I can’t even

Then promptly lost his own seat kek

And my barf!

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Everything changed when the penguin nation attacked

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But uninhabited islands are

Damn teslas are really explody

There should be a very thorough investigation

Graceful Greenlanders

In his defence he doesn’t think at all, he’s just doing what he’s told by his handlers

The implication was that some of the lookalikes are impossible to identify and wildly dangerous