

The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke


The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke


The best part about stupid people is, if you live long enough you get to join them.


In many states, you’re technically not able to alter the license plate or put stickers on it. But cameras don’t know how big things are supposed to be. So put a frame around your license plate with all sorts of crazy.


bland and unmemorable
This is why it was great. It perfectly encapsulated both their food and store. It was an ideal logo for them.


Their new GPU has a pretty solid price/performance.
CPU is shit though


The sync is weird though. I can’t say “upload this image” I have to say “keep this whole folder in sync”.


Are you happy now, communists? We’re nationalizing companies.


I’m building my first circular factory. I think I hate it, but it looks really neat


I think it’s the one they can slip straight through.


I can’t justify nuclear. I want to, but it’s such a daunting setup and rocket fuel works well enough.


You don’t like glass windows? Air conditioning? A door?


Great for missiles


The problem is that we don’t have kettles in the US. And there’s no reason for the pot to call the ‘microwave you use on your water’ black.


“We are grateful to the public for following the restrictions, where in place, to conserve water in these dry conditions. Simple, everyday choices – such as turning off a tap or deleting old emails – also really helps the collective effort to reduce demand and help preserve the health of our rivers and wildlife.”
Sounds like a slip of the tongue. Or maybe written by AI and not checked.


Thanks, this did it. Opodsync (since I don’t have nextcloud) and antennapod.


The statical average is in denial


I feel this way about my socks. Those fuckers are worthless. I’m better than them.
How can someone feel enlightened by hating on inanimate objects? I don’t get it.


The chaos and distraction IS the point. He’s actually busy trying to steal 2026.


Bad news friend. The number of atheist heads of state is surprisingly low.
And it’s been working. For a long time.