I’m not disagreeing with you but whose phone do you plan on buying next? Pichai + Brin also bribed trump (they were at the inauguration alongside Tim Apple and others)

The offsite NAS at the family’s house - how did you configure offsite access? Did you have to upgrade their router?

And you must enter password through a 2 character wide menu screen with only up and down arrows

I run my main pihole on a pi and the backup on a NUC mini pc. Le Potato is a cheap pi alternative.

eBay for NUC. Le potato for a pi alternative.

I agree with your sentiment and despise Amazon but they do not own roomba the deal fell through.