I have never heard of most of these and I’m a decent degenerate.

My guy was really lazy the other day. He just sent me back my phone number as a code.

They just went there. They chose to do that after they were allowed to travel.

Hell, yeah. I always start practicing bird calls.

Can confirm, y’all are bots.

I don’t think that’s true. I can see who the mods are and there’s a mod log when they do stuff. Also, I don’t think this is a “shower thought.”

Would be a bold choice for the guy struggling to beat the Kansas of Eastern Europe.

My brother in law confirms this.

It’s illegal to say I’m going to kill the president.

We should commission something good.

I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.

He can suck all of the fucks.

Where was he the last 45 years? Making this happen.

Will he be at these protests?

He sounds fun.

There’s no way England made that list.

Facebook should honestly be facing a firing squad.

The issue is that the owner has said they don’t want to sell. The issue is blatant corruption is ruining everything.

And I want to buy the moon. So fucking what?

Maybe I feel crazy rather than stupid then.

I’ve never felt like a bigger idiot than when I try to explain the fediverse to normal people.

Uh, what?