Please be a bit considerate. It’s hard for him to form human connections when you are trying to be a plague on humanity.

“Listen here you little shit…”

It’s highly explosive

That’s … why i’m here

We got Honda launching rockets before GTA 6

AFAIK (I may be wrong), you have to pay google for bundling Google Play Services on your phone. For example, Purism probably does not pay Google anything because it only uses AOSP + it’s own suite of services. However, Android 17 will be a bit concerning. Let’s wait till we get a bit more clarity.

That’s not what I meant. Will the other OEMs have to pay Google for using Android 17 (since it’s not open-source anymore) ?

How will Samsung/OnePlus use Android 17 and 18?

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HL3 is going to be launched with Valve’s brain chip.

They don’t even have to make the game. The chip will convince you that you have already played the game and it’s the best game ever.

“Yes honey, I’m coming. Just one more thing to compile in my head”

Segmentation fault

Sue, Susie, and Susathon

The cause of death was clear, PSU fan died, killed itself from heat.

PSU: “Release…me…from this mockery called life”

It’s some sort of proprietary peer to peer algorithm

I completely lost interest for the project at this point of the text

Nooooo. If you do that, you won’t be paying for Teams Premium which has built in support for screen recording. Think of the revenue lost 😭😭

Edit: I should add /s incase people think I’m a Microsoft shill

Copilot: “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

“Sorry, we can’t adjust the thermostat until we have audio evidence of whether the family is going through a divorce”

Learn Docker even if you have a single app. I do the same with a Minecraft server.

• No dependency issues
• All configuration (storage/network/application management) can be done via a single file (compose file)
• Easy roll-backs possible
• Maintain multiple versions of the app while keeping them separate
• Recreate the server on a different server/machine using only the single configuration file
• Config is standardized so easy to read

You will save a huge amount of time managing your app.

PS: I would like to give a shout out to podman as the rootless version of Docker

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What’s the XKCD code for this?

Scrolling this thread in office has been quite nerve-wracking