Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agoIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1619arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1585arrow-down1external-linkIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agomessage-square49fedilinkfile-text
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire. EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·8 months agowait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma? but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoI think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agowell how do i know you think?
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agoYou don’t, and neither do I.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoI think I think, therefore I think I am.
minus-squarephilthi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoYou’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoit’s the only plausible explanation
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don’t, and neither do I.
fuck
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation