• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      “Werewolves or Vampires?”

      “Huh?”

      Werewolves or Vampires?”

      “I’m just trying to order some coffee…”

      “It’s not that hard a choice.”

      “I… I’m really not understanding whats going on here.”

      “You gotta pick one.”

      “For coffee?”

      “Yeah.”

      “Fine… Lagoon Monster.”

      “Oh you motherfucker!”