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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoAre they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before… With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…
minus-squareIllegalmexicant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoYou pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoYou’re right, let me go mark the calendar…
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoBecause you aren’t Secretary of Health.
minus-squareArchangel1313@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoThis is the most efficient way of testing whether or not it’s a ruse. Everyone in Florida knows this.
Are they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before…
With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…
You pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill
You’re right, let me go mark the calendar…
Because you aren’t Secretary of Health.
This is the most efficient way of testing whether or not it’s a ruse. Everyone in Florida knows this.