So you’re saying some DID get the $1k? That seems more amazing.

How about Trump & the five people who like him… THEY’RE the baddies.

I can’t help that I was born in USA 😢 I don’t want to be a baddie.

When I studied Chinese our teachers basically took the first two letters of every student’s first & last names and associated it with pinyin & corresponding Chinese characters. So my Chinese name became Horse Angel.

Hey thanks for all the tips in the comments, I’ve got these brand new stiff-ish cleaning brushes and this one worked really well to clean out my charging port and now there’s no more beach sand grinding noise when I shove my cable into the charging port.

I see seven things in that photo. Please explain what each one is and what they do.

Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We’re grossed-out by other people’s dandruff.

I was a grumpy waitress for a year. I was bluntly honest when particularly grumpy.

Customer: What do you recommend?

Grumpy waitress: I dunno, I don’t eat any of this shit. Do you think I’d look this good if I ate shit like this? But everyone who eats here loves everything we serve. It’s all good for those who like this type of food.

OP had a hot wet shower.

Chances are he has at least mother, father, siblings, grandparents who will spend the rest of their lives in horrific slave work prison as punishment for their relative defecting.

Kim Jung un doesnt fuck around.

Gonna have to dissect some deceased inhabitants of North Sentinel Island as a control group.

I thought we’ve already been warned that all this plastic causes cancer. Like that’s why we’re not supposed to microwave things in plastic bowls & with plastic wrap, it supposedly causes cancer.

He has to compensate SOMEhow.

And it was built in 1940, so old it doesn’t even work anymore, so they parade it around to feign feign feign

I’m afraid the world will still continue even if that happens 😢

TIL male trees are the ones to blame for cumming all over everything.

Hopefully they mean whichever major metropolitan area Trump happens to be located at any given moment.

Honest question: why were highly skilled Korean engineers working “illegally” in USA to begin with? Why didn’t they go through the process to get a worker’s visa or whatever?

Another honest question: why do we have a scumbag for president? Who the hell voted for him anyway?

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Maybe it’s actually spelled menopaws because men can’t keep their paws off us.