X should be expriorpiated, renamed back to Twitter, and made into a public non-profit service that runs on his taxes.

This is why I have always waited for the version that is just like the previous ones, but fixed. 3.11, 98SE, XP SP2, 7, 10…

I need to get a new computer, and it has to have windows, but I’m not getting freaking Win11. Gimme Win12.

No freaking way this was because of “feedback”. This was because the European Commission will keep escalating their fines if Google keeps at it with the monopoly bullshit.

What is the most orange alloy? Copper gold? They should make it out of that.

Corporations can’t stand it a logarithmic graph. They need freaking geometric progressions, and then they do stuff that gets them an anti-logarithmic graph.

And it’s not something new or anything like that. There are lots of cultures through history in which people choose their own names or alternate names throughout their life for a variety of reasons.

The only reason I even knew about him was because of people mocking him and denouncing his grifting and reprehensible ideology through memes.

Let’s say it like it is: after the world of hundreds of developers is undermined, and the property of thousands of customers is compromised.

They need to make mining drones mandatory, too. Humans have no business being in holes. They are not their holes, they do not belong in them.
I’m looking at you, spelunkers.

I can’t believe he lasted that long. This guy needs help.

I can too.

I can move through space all the way to next to my nightstand and change the clock’s time with a little wheel behind it.

That idiot CEO is doing idiot CEO things.

Everyone knows that if he keeps bowing down to Musk’s pressure and enshitificating the platform, people will leave for greener pastures as soon as there’s an enticing alternative like they did with X.

CEOs surround themselves with the most conceited and naive of all echo chambers.
They live in an imaginary world in which their backward opinions work better than what has been proven to work time and time again by every research ever done on any subject. They will one day wake up to a blue sky, claim it’s actually pink with green polka dots, and blame “the woke agenda” or some such nonsense when they are obviously proven wrong.

The closest analogy I’ve ever heard for what modern CEOs have become is “Like a bunch of Naked Emperors jerking each other off while shitting all over everyone below them”. As accurate as disgusting.