I bet he sues Apple over this.

Every accusation is an admission.

I hereby award you the “Royal Order of the Bonespurs!”

“I got winner.”

–Atari 2600, probably

his ethics are flexible

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

One moves twice as much product as the other.

The probability of Zaphod showing up in this comment thread is roughly equivalent to a sperm whale suddenly being called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

“I’m not a Nazi, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.”

–Substack, probably

Bitchplz

I gotta get off of this planet.

Where’s my towel?

You should hack that into the image you posted.

You should hack a spell checker to find out how “Available” is spelled.

Technology doesn’t have problems. People have problems.

Those people should be avoided.

Burn, planet, burn.

Burn, planet, burn.

Tell me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class without telling me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class.

If AI was actually as good as they claim it is, then the AI bots that keep posting AI stories on Lemmy would have learned that all it will ever get them is derision and downvotes.

People who are only moral because they fear going to hell scare the piss out of me.

Says someone who will remove belts, shoes, and all metal objects and wait for hours to get the chance to sit inside of one.