Ah, but the user made a mistake by asking whether it violated department of DEFENSE regulations. Pete is the head of the department of WAR. All those silly rules don’t apply anymore.

Maybe I’m dumb but I sampled all of them raw and orange definitely taste the best.

Hey chatgpt, I accidentally made a product to solve a nonexistent problem. What should I say?

By “eliminate poverty” he means let robots do all the jobs the poors do and let the poors die.

You could tell how sad she was on his podcast vowing to unleash a storm on the democrats or whatever bullshit she said. Genuinely brain dumped it.

Thanks. Praise NATO.

Wasn’t there already a force of 2000 there for the same purpose? Pretty sure biden sent em last year.

“do what I say and you’ll have a better go of things.”

The deciding factor is what the answer is to “and what if I don’t?”

Psst, judges don’t need experience with immigration to dismiss cases and have people scooped up by ice as they leave the courthouse.

murder innocent babies

If you’re a Christian, boy howdy do I have some news for you about God.

They mean 100% nitrogen. If they just filled chip bags with regular air they would be more sensitive to pressure changes.

Yeah crazy that salt deposits would be found near the dead sea, the saltiest bitch out there. Must’ve been God.

It’s cool but not magic. If you’re trying to fuck with something, you need to know what frequency it’s on and what sort of signals do what. There is a bunch of preloaded stuff though, and a wide variety of tools like radio frequencies, nfc, Bluetooth, rfid, and infrared. So far the most useful thing I’ve done is turn the volume down on fox News on tvs in public areas.

Oh one thing I still have to try: some, maybe most handicap buttons for doors are actually radio frequency based and not hard wired, so if you can capture and replay the open signal, you could open a door without hitting the button and look totally jedi.

Yeah not a chance. Li-po batteries cooking off is pretty fantastic, but it’s more of a spewing fire thing than an exploding thing.

My favorite thing is taking pictures of them grappling, then putting a black censor bar over the trunks so it looks like they’re having sex. Turns out it’s really really easy to make it look gay(er).

Korakuen Hall

Yeah they were channeling the spirit of ippo, whose strategy was to get punched until he got brain damage but keep fighting anyway, because willpower or something.

Following the event, the Japan Boxing Commission (JBC) announced all Oriental and Pacific Boxing Federation (OPBF) title bouts will now be 10 rounds instead of 12.

Oh good. 6 fewer minutes of head trauma will certainly make a difference.

(Unironically a great manga, but terrible for boxing advice)

It’s the second. It’s always been the second. Dude indirectly funded hamas for this purpose.

Ah, the usual bluster then.

He talking about a hot war between Russia and the US or a US Civil War? Cause… He may have a point if it’s the latter.