Have you tried taking a pill to make you ungasful?

Sounds like a lot of effort and nepotism

Yeah it was just comedy disguised as racism…

What part of the chicken is that? I had chicken fingers the other day. Had no idea they had fingers either.

Can’t even take a nap in a coffin anymore

Sounds like he doesn’t need it They just need to give him the job

Very easy to get drunk very fast

Drinking on the Jacuzzi is fun until it isn’t

His son gave him a pass on that one.

All of you shaming and poking fun at this guy… Like we haven’t all been there before.

That’s why it’s only crime if you can’t afford to do it.

Make me think of a sign I saw on a bridge. It said throwing objects off this bridge will incur a fine of $273.64 or some exact number.

It basically said if you have that much to spare go for it

Better prep a bowl. It’s about to get real.

You got more use out of it than most

What was your mother’s maiden name again?

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock