*Florida Man
I guess the only reason the headline doesn’t specify is that it is a Florida local news site
Yeah, and it took way too long to figure that out on my part.
Opossum should’ve castrated him and remove him from the gene pool
All of you shaming and poking fun at this guy… Like we haven’t all been there before.
Not possums. We all did squirrels in college. Sure, a few raccoons…
Are they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before…
With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…
You pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill
You’re right, let me go mark the calendar…
This is the most efficient way of testing whether or not it’s a ruse. Everyone in Florida knows this.
Because you aren’t Secretary of Health.
Guess how many articles there are when you click the tag.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear says to the rabbit “do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur”
“No, that’s never been an issue” says the rabbit
“Good” says the bear and picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
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