He says he likes spinning on Xi’s giant rooster.

They do know they’d be burning their bridge to the entire Nordics, right? Like this won’t just be Denmark. It’ll be crossing a line that can’t be walked back.

The EU is neo-liberals and neo-conservatives, just like the US. They’ve recently also stepped up their fear mongering. Guess where this is headed…

Too late. Putin already pair for it. He’s now got to render the service, like he did many times before.

It’s the art of the deal.

“Sir, what should we do this Martin Luther King day?”

Fucking yankies.

So, yeah, HP and Dell are fucked - by what you may ask? Why, AI of course, because it’s hiked memory prices so far up it’s eating up their profit margins. They might be doomed.

“Listen, this article 5 thing, it’s a bad deal. But Putin - he’s a really smart guy, talented dancer, good kisser - he says we can go halfsies.”

I’m personally very excited to have more folks flow in from reddit tho.

That would definitely stink up the place. But… I have a plan.

We need to come up with a new SSO for the fediverse, one that has an OPAD that only yields a code if it doesn’t detect BO.

Let’s talk about the Overton window.

At some point in time, the major social platforms will fuck up - probably by way of AI - and end up in a collective scandal that gives people a bad taste in their mouthes.

At that point y’all better have your talking points, framing, concepts and schpiel at the ready, because it’ll be another chance to adopt even more users. So let me stress a couple of things:

You win more bees with honey, you should be more concerned about peoples wellbeing than your own opinion and start collecting valuable, objective and giving accounts - be they international, but most preferably local - across the fediverse to share with new users.

AGAIN!! You being a toxic little shit will repell people. If you REALLY CARE about GETTING PEOPLE OFF OF PREDATORY CORPORATE PLATFORMS plz be mindful, kind, shower, groom, keep your inside humor to your inside group, learn some rhetoric to improve your communication skills and remember:

👏 you 👏 win 👏 more 👏 bees 👏 with 👏 honey

Being on your A-game does not mean Asshole-game. Plz do not stink up the place.

I think this is a nod to Russia “accidentally” sending drones into Poland.

Suddenly article 5 gets triggered and Trump renames the department again to “the department of pacifism” - as the world rolls it’s eyes ans gets ready to detach it self even further from the US.

…okay, so invest in Chinese GPU companies? Invest in Chinese GPU companies.

…is this some sort of joke my Nordic brain can’t understand? I need to go hug a councilman.

Dumb as I am, I have a Pixel… the good thing though? Graphene OS is an option.

Oh thank God.

This is precedent now. Wheeeeeeeee common law system.

This is the worst Disney secret agent teen action tv show ever.

Look at those evil immigrants. No doubt they’ll… they’ll… hold on, can we use some AI to replace the stock photo with brown people? Thank you.

The #pope? ⛪

He ded… ☠️

Amen. 🙏

REDDITOOOOORS~! COME OUT AND PLAY-AAAAY!